Code-wise presentation of "Why PRC never being "defeated"

function ChinaCharacteristic(Action action, Slogan slogan){
  //前呼
  trace.print("準備黨指導工作和宣傳")；
  //Can be a slogan list
  CommunistFactory.guide(slogan);
  double condom = 0;
  Guy porkGuy = null;
  while(true ) {
    try{
      //Q1
      Thead.sleep(condom%100000);
      trace.print("开始")；
      //Q2
      condom = Math.random()*(1350000000);
      porkGuy = HumanIdentityProducer.generate(action,condom);
      //中共控制「仆街仔」或「豬」做事
      CommunistFactory.execute(porkGuy);
      trace.print("任务圆满成功！")；
    } catch (Exception e) {
      debug.print("同志们！辛苦了！");
      garbageCollect();//暗地裡回收垃圾、砲灰
    } finally{
      //後應
      //Can be a slogan list
      Broadcast.do(slogan);
    }
  }
  //因為必定有目標一致的「前呼」和「後應」，所以中国做乜鳩都「成功」~
}

Run ChinaCharacteristic(New Action("國共內戰奪權"), New SuccessSlogan("建立新中国"));

Run ChinaCharacteristic(New Action("大躍進"), New SuccessSlogan("超英赶美"));

Run ChinaCharacteristic(New Action("批鬥"), New SuccessSlogan("消灭叛乱份子"));

Run ChinaCharacteristic(New Action("文革屠殺"), New SuccessSlogan("国家安全"));

Run ChinaCharacteristic(New Action("反美"), New SuccessSlogan("对抗美帝打压"));

Run ChinaCharacteristic(New Action("反日"), New SuccessSlogan("小日本怎够中国打"));

Run ChinaCharacteristic(New Action("蝗蟲侵略"), New SuccessSlogan("要不是咱们中国人，你们早就完蛋"));

Run ChinaCharacteristic(New Action("支技修訂「引渡條例」"), New SuccessSlogan("国家安全"));

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中国特色的程序(ChinaCharacteristic)，光看表面是沒有Bug的；但我們也可以從中国大量的「垃圾」或「砲灰」推斷中国有很多Bugs或其他問題主要來自那不公開、不透明的「CommunistFactory」。